FFF

 

 

"C'mon", he'd said, "we'll have drink a few beers, we'll have a few laughs . . . it will be fun".

 

Lying bastard.

 

Her mother had told her . . . had told her and told her and told her.

 

"You know what happens to a young girl who listens to a smooth talkin' cowboy lookin' to sow some wild oats .. . . "

 

"Yes mama, I know", she'd answer.  Then she and her mother would say together in chorus, "she winds up naked in the desert wearin' only her boots".

 

And now here she was - naked in the desert wearin' only her boots.

 

She guessed she'd need to make an appointment w her Ob/gyn when she finally trekked home.  This was how mama had become pregnant w her.