Friday, April 26, 2013


"C'mon", he'd said, "we'll have drink a few beers, we'll have a few laughs . . . it will be fun".
Lying bastard.
Her mother had told her . . . had told her and told her and told her.
"You know what happens to a young girl who listens to a smooth talkin' cowboy lookin' to sow some wild oats .. . . "
"Yes mama, I know", she'd answer.  Then she and her mother would say together in chorus, "she winds up naked in the desert wearin' only her boots".
And now here she was - naked in the desert wearin' only her boots.
She guessed she'd need to make an appointment w her Ob/gyn when she finally trekked home.  This was how mama had become pregnant w her.


  1. The lesson, as always - mama knows best!

    But, lying bastard? We did have a few beers and a few laughs. It was fun, wasn't it? And I really am sorry for leaving you in that state. ;-)

    Happy FFF!

  2. Like mother like daughter. Now there has to be a threesome story in there somewhere.

    Great piece, short, cute, to the point, with a great use of the key words.

    Thank you for playing!!!

  3. Must of been one Heck of a ride... lol .. Sexy pic...

  4. Good story. :) I love "mama always told me" stories.

  5. Those who fail to learn from the mistakes of the past are doomed to repeat them, or something like that...

  6. Where you at sunshine? Just checking on you.