CT (Christmas Tree) Man has mad skills w texting. First, he has texted just enough to remain interesting and not enough to be a cell stalker. Second, he has kept me laughing or, at least, smiling. I'm saying, if a date can keep me laughing, then his chances of getting into my pants greatly increase. Third, and I really can not emphasize this enough, he did not get crude. I do not know why men who read my blog think I really want to read or see pictures about their penis. And finally, he has not really pressed me to hang out w him. I have to admit - I'm wondering what me might be like in person.
Harley, on the other hand, is like the antithesis of CT. He does not have mad skills w texting and he disappears frequently for several days at a time and hurt feelings do not lead to me laughing; yet my pants can't seem to fly off fast enough when Harley's around. Yesterday eveing, after work, I am out shopping. I have not heard from Harley since the beginning of last week. My cell starts ringing and it's him. Okay, I will give Harley his props - he's actually a damned good talker. I realize from his comments that he must be able to see me, so I'm spinning around trying to spot him in the parking lot. I know I am doing a really horrible job describing this. I don't want to say too much. Basically, he was off-duty and moonlighting as security for some property across the street. He said he was taking a dinner break in a little while and asked me to keep him company. I brought him a couple of bacon double cheeseburgers and he led us to a private outside table for a picnic of sorts. It was beautiful there. The table faced a small lake w a lighted fountain and it was completely enclosed by tall bushes. I really could not hear the nearby traffic because of the fountain. And it changed colors. It was just a beautiful evening. It should not surprise anyone then, that before Harley was done w his break, I was bent over the table, facing the fountain, pants around my ankles, while he rode me from behind. I honestly could not have been happier.
That is the best shopping trip/dinner break I've ever heard of.
ReplyDelete:-) Christmas is off to a good start.