A friend emailed this to me the other day and I couldn't stop laughing. Poor girl.
But then, if I was to be totally honest, a big part of me was intrigued by the idea of it. And if I was to be really totally honest, I'd also admit that I continued to be 'intrigued' by the idea of it while I was taking a shower. I'm not sure I can explain why. Maybe both the naughty and public pieces. I liked the idea of my lover being able to surprise me w a flip of a switch and send tingles through my private bits . . . and nobody surrounding us knowing. Even better, he tortures me to get him a beer, show a little skin, say things to him or he will keep pressing the button.
Seriously, knowing my luck, I'd probably have the following happen.
Of course, let's keep it honest, just sitting next to Gerard Butler would cause me to orgasm.