Found this tucked away on my laptop this morning. Copied it somewhere a long time ago, before I took my extended hiatus I think, and disappeared before I got around to posting it. I liked it. I laughed.
And maybe I'm just weird, but I also agree w it. Mostly.
Being a mom scares the hell out of me, but I would also love to someday carry my lover's baby. I honestly can't think of anything that says "I love you" more than that. The meal might be a problem - cooking is not my strength. But I do look good in an apron! Know how to make me smile and I'm all yours. If you want a blowjob every day - just ask. Better yet, just pull me down sometimes :) A million dollars is really not necessary. I'd rather have the smile. But money is good too.
And about the crap - you damn sure better know that's right.